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"Do you know anyone famous who's 25 years old?"

"President Clinton, Michael Jackson, " 'I Love Lucy,' " Casper the Ghost, Balloo the Bear."
Cynthia Haws


"Hole" Language

I was giving a second grade spelling word sentence where the students had to use the word "because." This is what I got from one youngster: "I can't read because I can't spire."
Dean Gancarz Davies, New Orleans, LA


"How old is 25?"

A red-haired kindergartner replied, "Really old my mom is 25."
And a sympathetic peer chimed in, "Yeah, my grandpa was really old too he was 25 when he died."
Cynthia Haws





 
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